Youthful Tendency Disorder
I think I now know what the Jibbers has: Youthful Tendency Disorder. Too bad it’s not contagious.
“Youthful Tendency Disorder (YTD), a poorly understood neurological condition that afflicts an estimated 20 million U.S. children, is characterized by a variety of senseless, unproductive physical and mental exercises, often lasting hours at a time. In the thrall of YTD, sufferers run, jump, climb, twirl, shout, dance, do cartwheels, and enter unreal, unexplainable states of “make-believe.””
Get the full diagnosis here, courtesy of The Onion.
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